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The smug b*******’s guide to sending greetings cards |
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School weird and frightening and also still s****, reports six-year-old |
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‘ı lost my job because of coronavirus’, says man fired for s***ual hara***ment and daytime drinking |
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How to pretend you used the last ten weeks for something useful |
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16 injured in this weekend’s eye tests |
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Barbecuing with the relatives and the other horrors available from today |
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Couple excited to invite friends round for a drink and a p**** in their garden |
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Man following recipe on foodie blog just wants the f**king measurements please |
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Five ironic punishments for c***mings that would appease the british public |
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What to talk about now you can’t go on a lavishly expensive holiday this year |
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Daily walks are boring as s****, admit britons |
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Man interrupts woman to say he’s a feminist |
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Everyday things now ma***ive pain in the a**** |
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Footballers picking up 100k a week to have s*** with beautiful women when they’re not even injured |
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Mum drops off kids 72 hours early for reopening of school |
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C***mings changes blog to say he guessed the twist in the sixth sense |
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Six things to do with exactly six friends |
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Boris johnson’s tortured 3am thoughts about dominic c***mings |
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Uk running out of ways to f**k this up |
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Man discovered alive after five years off social media |